Dear Friends,

The Balaam Centered Ministries is a professional membership organization for those who proclaim the biblical gospel of Jesus Christ. We have an awesome Board of Directors (e.g. Dr. Know-it-all from Jezebel University, Judas Iscariot Theological Seminary graduate Diotrephes, etc.) and we authenticate new and growing ministries and help them get the popularity and success they need. Don’t we all need success in this diversified world of churchianity?

There are many, great reasons to join BCM and here are some of them. You can choose from two lifetime memberships. We hope you will choose the more expensive one of course.

Gold Lifetime Membership

1. Membership with BCM gives you a 130-word advertisement for your ministry. Our web sites receive thousands of visits each day and your advertisement (preferably written by you) will drive this traffic to your web site (having more people pray for your ministry, invest in your ministry will certainly enrich your pocket, etc.). This advertisement will stay on BCM for your entire, lifetime membership, making this alone a significant reason for membership to our elite team of professional Christians.

2. BCM gives young ministries authentication and esteem. When people see the BCM banner on your site and read that you have been certified by our professional membership association, they will know you and your ministry is a sound, biblical, Christian ministry. The quality, Christian men on our Board of Directors and our commitment to the biblical gospel verifies BCM’s credibility. You sure won’t want to miss out associating with us.

3. Each BCM member will receive a one paragraph advertisement, with their web page included, in BCM’s weekly devotional message. This message reaches over 100,000 people in 100 different countries. This is another, excellent way to get people to discover your ministry and partner with you in your endeavours in your Christian business activities.

4. You will receive a FREE copy of Dr. Hymenaeus e-book called, “Maximizing the Pocket: 13 Keys to Success.” This resource reveals how our ministry has grown and become successful (e.g. going from one email subscriber, one web page, and one visitor per day to 50,000 email subscribers, over 130,000 web pages, and thousands of visitors per day!). You can see more about it here:

4. All members receive our monthly newsletter. This dynamic letter provides information on upcoming conferences, free offers, software, and various other things that are important to Christian ministries, especially for those whose ministries transact business with huge turnover.

5. BCM provides members access to its Board of Directors for encouragement and direction in ministry, life, web page development, counseling, dating, money making opportunities, etc. Our diverse, qualified Board members are a blessing to BCM members where you can gain much insight in their success in taking away money from people and at the same time keeping these people exceedingly satisfied.

6. The official BCM certificate. This is a professional, frame-worthy certificate that will be sent to you in the regular mail. You may duplicate as many as you desire and we recommend you nail them everywhere in your office or church building including the washroom. Don’t miss the opportunity to advertise yourself for marketing is the key to your success.

7. A FREE copy of “Are You Brain-dead?” This booklet is produced by Lucifer Demonism and is an excellent resource for public school students, lay people, and ministries. It combats the lies that Christians give as “proof” for the theory of the existence of Satan.

8. A FREE CD from Goliath and Delilah. This CD includes a powerful sermon by Pastor Alexander. It also contains thirteen inspiring worship songs. You will no doubt be inspired to do more to further line your pocket with the hard earned money from your congregation.

Platinum Lifetime Membership

The Platinum Lifetime Membership includes everything above, plus 90 days of free advertising on all of BCM’s 130,000+ web pages! We will create a graphic button for your web site or ministry and it will be added to all of our pages with a link to your site! This advertising is priced at $13, but it’s completely free with your membership. Take advantage of this feature and join the Platinum Membership instead. You will surely regret it if you don’t.

If you wish to apply for membership, then please click

Most applications are processed within thirteen days. Lucifer blesses you and we look forward to serving you.

If you have any question, please let me know. If you’re interested, we look forward to greeting you and processing your application anytime of the day. Those who applied on Good Friday the thirteenth will receive a special mystery gift as a bonus. This is our value added service and we hope you will recommend others to join us. Soon we will offer a multi-level marketing concept to maximize your exposure to the world of churchianity where you will also be making tons of money. Stay tuned and be active.

May the god of this world richly bless you!


Dr. Judas Iscariot

But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction. And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of. And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not. (2 Peter 2:1-3)

This article is taken from a chapter in the book “The Last Day Church – Rich Church, Poor Church” which may be downloaded via:

The Last Day Church – Rich Church, Poor Church

Which have forsaken the right way, and are gone astray, following the way of Balaam the son of Bosor, who loved the wages of unrighteousness; But was rebuked for his iniquity: the dumb ass speaking with man’s voice forbad the madness of the prophet.
2 Peter 2:15&16

Woe unto them! for they have gone in the way of Cain, and ran greedily after the error of Balaam for reward, and perished in the gainsaying of Core.
Jude 1:11

But I have a few things against thee, because thou hast there them that hold the doctrine of Balaam, who taught Balac to cast a stumblingblock before the children of Israel, to eat things sacrificed unto idols, and to commit fornication.
Revelation 2:14